There's this guy i know
He's been to some of our local shows
In bloody clothes
He's a psycho
He's got this whim:
Wants us to write a song about him
And simsalabim this is it

[chorus:]
Mikey
Do it one more time for me
Did they know when your head
Hit the cement, mikey ?
Wowee
Do it one more time for me
Did they know how it set you free ?
Will they ever let you be ?

There he was
A normal guy
Just like you and me
But when the music started
He turned out to be a psycho
He lives down the coast
And this guy wouldn't boast
But he's worth a toast
And a whole lot more

He's a mystery to me
But i wish i could be
Like mikey
Mike's a stagediver
I know it's true
I've seen him black and blue
Sitting in an ambulance
He was so proud
So proud